Monday, July 31, 2006

Judging Angela Harshly, Part Drei.

"If this bitch tries to put me in a fucking bubble skirt
I'm gonna rip out her jugular."

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

OUTch!...Part Zwei.

"...he was so full of himself that it didn't matter if anyone didn't like him. Because he liked himself enough for all of us."

Robert Best tells us who got on his nerves. What a shocker!! Read more here.


Sunday, July 30, 2006

Sketchy Keith

"I made many, many outfits for the dog and I
thought about it a long time."

We managed to get a hold of Keith's sketches
for the dog outfit!

Check it out!

[Screencap/Illustration: Project RunGay]


In honor of her birthday, we just wanted to give a little shoutout to the fine work Alison produced this week. This garment was stylish, original, and gorgeously made.

Plus, when the judges gave it high praise, the look on Alison's face was so adorable that we fell a little in love with her.

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Daily Affirmations, by Keith

"Mmmmmmm. I wonder what kind of praise I'm going to get today?"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Judging Angela Harshly, Part Zwei.

"I did not like this all."

"And she dresses like a total asshat."

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


We have no idea why the judges keep ignoring your fine work, Michael. It's beautiful and feminine, stylish and well-constructed. What we love about your last dress is that you stayed true to your hip-hop sensibilities (in another fabric and on another dress, that bust would be pure hoochie-mama) while at the same time considering the clientele for whom you're designing and making sure it's appropriate for them.

Michael Knight, as far as PRG is concerned, you ARE
a "muthafuckin' fashion designer."

And you look adorable watching your stuff come down the runway.

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Friday, July 28, 2006

Ooooh, now that sounds like an important title!

Otherwise known around the office as "Daddy's Little Girl."
In other news, she's awfully...shiny, isn't she?

And what's with the Wilma Flintstone look?

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Bradley and Alison bond.

Alison: "Haha! Dude, my dog totally looks like you."
Bradley: "Oh wow, my dog totally looks like you. Haha!"
Alison: "Haha!"
Bradley: ...
Alison: ...
Bradley: "I'll give you a quarter ounce for the dog."
Alison: "Deal."

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Bradley Bongkirchner

"Oh wow, dude. Those lights are like... all bright and shit."

"Dude! You got any Doritos?"

"Man, I totally held that hit for like...twenty minutes. Awesome. I supposed to like, make a dress or something?"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Laura: An outfit for every occasion.

"Guys, it's horses..."

Oh, and she just happened to have an equestrian outfit packed. Right.

What we didn't see: the frantic 6 am phone call to her maid.

"Strap the kids into their beds and get down to the Atlas with my riding pants NOW!"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Thursday, July 27, 2006


Heidi was working those legs last night.

"Hello! Welcome to the runway."

"Can you see my uterus from there? How's it look?"

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Judging Angela. Harshly.

"Angela, your outfit was well constructed
but it was way too over the top.
We really question your taste level."

"Also, you need a hot oil treatment."

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Frikkin Bubble Skirts

Oh, we are SOOOOO gonna be ripping on Bubblehead all week.

"To me, it looks like your model is going exactly where you're going."

And that would be where, exactly?

The circus?

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

Goodbye Katherine!

GIRL!!!!! You wuz ROBBED! That crazy-ass Angela with her tired bubble skirts needed to go! Your dress wasn't the most intricate thing we'd ever seen, but it was cute (even if the hem was a little fucked up). You're sweet and cute and young and talented. You're gonna do fine.

Now, call us! We'll go out and get mani-pedis and then maybe we can do something about your hair and introduce you to the concept of jewelry.

[Screencap: Project RunGay]

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Tara and the dress.

Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!

Miss Japan was the crowd's favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet Miss Japan is going to curse the judges in all the languages she knows.

Miss Puerto Rico won with her slutty dress. She's gorgeous!

"Es un milagro de la Virgen María!!"

And then the bitch fainted. We kid you not.
More here.


Malan. We'll miss you.

Project Runway gave you a chance to show your
mother and all of us that you really are talented and
you will go far - AND you managed to make your mother
sound like a total bitch to millions of people! Payback!

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


Just a quick question.
Who's doing your make-up, honey?
'Cause that's a L'Ot of L'Oréal.

[Screencap: Project RunGay]